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[Tuesday
June 27th
♥ 1:38pm ♥
]
[ mood | crazy ]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILIE PILLY!!!

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Hope you have a very loverly day my dear. *snugglehumps*

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[Sunday
June 11th
♥ 3:09pm ♥
]
[ mood | mellow ]

ok so ive kinda been in hermit mode for quite awhile now. thort id pop my head up and post this. stolededed fair and square from lilie_the_mouse coz it's just too funny :D

IF A MOVIE WAS MADE OF YOUR LIFE,WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
Open your music player (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc).
Put it on shuffle. Press play. For every question type the song that's on.
When you go to a new question press the next button. Ready? GO!

The Soundtrack

Opening Credits: Savage Garden - Break Me Shake Me
Waking Up: Julia Hatfield - Witches Song
Falling in Love: Alanis Morrisette - Head Over Feet
Fight scene: Alisha's Attic - Indestructable
Breaking up: Extreme - More Than Words
Getting back together: The Pretenders - I'll Stand By You
Making Love: Boston - More Than A Feeling
Life's okay: Peter Cetera - The Glory Of Love
Mental breakdown: Jesse Spencer - Sheets Of Egyptian Cotton
Driving: Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam
Flashback: The Murmurs - You Suck
Partying: Garbage - Cherry Lips
Happy dance: The Knack - My Sharona
Regretting: Roxette - It Must Have Been Love
Long night alone: Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River
Death scene: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Scar Tissue
Ending credits: Billy Idol - Don't You (forget about me)

bwahahahaha :D

anyways back to my hidey hole i go.

p.s. : dont knock my lame moosic :P

~berry

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[Friday
March 10th
♥ 12:00am ♥
]
[ mood | dorky ]

HAPPY FREE STUFF DAY GEORGIE!!!!!

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Hope you have a goodly day filled with lots of free stuffs and prony goodness hon


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Lub Always

The one and only
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[Wednesday
January 4th
♥ 1:17am ♥
]
[ mood | numb ]

ok so i know its been like forever since ive updated.. but i really havent had much to post about other than the usual boring crap. have been in kinda a slump as of late that i cant seem to shake no matter what i do. that and having the flu for what feels like forever has had me in one hell of a weird mood.

so this is just a quick post to let everyone know im still alive.
hope everyone had a safe and fun xmas and new years and all the best in 2006. may all your resolutions/dreams be fulfilled this year.

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ps.. at 1:30am ud think the temp would drop right? wrong.... it feels like its 10000 c atm *melts into a puddle*

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[Wednesday
December 14th
♥ 12:04am ♥
]
[ mood | hot ]

HAPPY BIRFDAY BRUMMYKINS!!!


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Hope you have a good one hon *pouncetackleugs ya*
oops....... forgot yer old now....... i might break a bone :P



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p.s. *snickers at your gift*
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[Monday
October 31st
♥ 1:09pm ♥
]
this was just too funny not to post...
stolen from practically all of my f-list...


berrynia's Halloween party:

_megalomania_ dressed as Al Pacino.
abremaline dressed as a Bybee, Brueckner & Oliveira Electronics, Inc. employee.
alisso dressed as the main character of "Finding Nemo", and it suited them all too well.
ally_gardner dressed as the Governor of Connecticut.
blood_wrangler dressed as Tiffani-AmberThiessen.
carylic dressed as Christina Ricci.
girlsigh dressed as a 1970's disco child.
hardcoresugah dressed as a rat.
himbanddarling dressed as a innocent ghost.
irreticent dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Centaur of Heartwell.
islandwalk dressed as a brain.
iulia_linnea dressed as John F. Kennedy.
jareth_gk dressed as the King of Mauritius, though it looked more like a 1980's yuppie child.
jaybird84 dressed as Lt. Cmdr. Data from "Star Trek".
jc_5 dressed as Martha Stewart.
lilie_the_mouse dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
lolipop_gestapo dressed as a cigarette, though it looked more like a Level 4 paladin.
madplayaboi dressed as a part-time trade show booth bunny.
marcosis dressed as a vortex.
meliken dressed as Judge Judy Sheindlin's brother, and it suited them all too well.
naamah_darling dressed as the Surface Power Ranger.
nutbarramblings dressed as a Yoch, Ledenmark & Nestor AssociatedCo. employee.
percy_weatherby dressed as Optimus Prime.
queenwoofles dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Cheeseball Girdlelips".
rubyfirefly dressed as a obedient surprise.
sari_canary dressed as your mother-in-law, though it looked more like a ghost.
sodo dressed as someone called "Marlene Yates", but you've never heard of them before.
spawn_of_satan didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
spoofalicious dressed as the Pink Power Ranger.
themostepotente dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Lucky Mercenary.
unfrufru dressed as Dwight Eisenhower, and it suited them disturbingly well.
wittle_puppy dressed as a safety for the Colts.
woofleswords dressed as a squirrel.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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queenwoofles dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Cheeseball Girdlelips". *dies*
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[Sunday
August 14th
♥ 12:25am ♥
]
[ mood | frickin' freezing ]

Someone wake up already and get their butts on msn....... I am sooooo bored
I have officially ran out of things to do..... even staring at my downloads just isnt fun anymore...
*twiddles thumbs*

To show u exactly how bored i have been lately, i bring u the latest part in 'Smutifying childrens cartoon characters'

Click here to send The All-nutty One to the mental hospitalCollapse )

That's all folks

Lub the All mighty frozen one
berry

(p.s. if it gets any colder i swear i am going to scream. How the hell does a place that has the friggin tropic of capricorn running smack bang thru the middle of it get temps of 3 damn degrees!?!?!?!?... kill me now)

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[Monday
June 27th
♥ 5:17pm ♥
]
HAPPY BURPDAY MY LI'L LILIE PILLY!!!

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Hope you have a spanky day filled with pr0ny goodness


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[Tuesday
May 31st
♥ 8:07pm ♥
]
[ mood | crampy ]

Yoinked from quite a few people...

I need a life....Collapse )

and just to show you how bored i can get i present you with

norty norty meCollapse )
/end babble

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[Saturday
May 28th
♥ 2:33am ♥
]
[ mood | brrrrrrrr ]

yoinked fair and square from abremaline


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[Wednesday
May 4th
♥ 3:27pm ♥
]
[ mood | sick ]

ok just a quick post to let anyone who cares know that i am in fact still alive... despite the rumors :P

nothing really worth mentioning has happened and im pretty sure you dont want me to dribble on about having the flu or being bored outta my mind.

so thats it.

enjoy

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[Monday
March 28th
♥ 7:31pm ♥
]
[ mood | bouncy ]

ok i bring more suckful holiday crap....



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as u can see they arnt very good, but i couldnt be bothered fixing :)


[Edit] ya lets just forget the whole reason i was making this post..... *slaps head*

HAPPY CRAM-YOUR-FACE-WITH-CHOCCY DAY!!!

even if it's a little late...... *whistles*

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[Friday
March 25th
♥ 12:50am ♥
]
[ mood | giggly ]

ok this was just tooo funny not to make an lj post about...



So the boy came home from work and what not.......and I asked him to go to the office to get my smokes for me while I was making dinner.
Anyways scattered on my desk is a the usual GNW and Paulie stuffs. Nothing out of the ordinary that he hadn't seen a million times before.
Except on this certain day there was also a big bottle of lubricant.

He came back into the kitchen with this weird look on his face and I started pissing myself laughing.
I said 'you saw the lube right?' and all he could do was nod.
He didnt know that the lube was actually for the abtronic (an excercise thing) coz the previous day i had ran out of the stuff it came with and you need a water based substance to help it conduct properly.

There he was thinking that I'd been sitting on the poota wanking to Paul!

Afer composing myself a little I told him what it was actually for and he just shook his head and walked away.

Now everytime I look at the bottle of lube I can't help but laugh.

Who woulda thort a simple bottle of lube could be soooo amusing.....


LUBRICANT...

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fun for the whole family!! :D



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[Friday
March 18th
♥ 1:06am ♥
]
[ mood | drained ]

ok i know im a bit late with these since its after 12....... but its still gotta be st patrick's day somewhere.... right?


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this one didnt come out how i wanted coz animation shop decided to be a right little twat ^_^
*stabs it repeatedly with the sharpened stick of ouchiness*


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see what happens when noone entertains me? you ppl will learn one day... :P

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[Monday
March 14th
♥ 12:29am ♥
]
[ mood | naughty ]

memes memes galore..

i promise i'll do a proper post one of these days.... just feel so unmotivated lately..... oh plus im boring and nothing exciting ever happens to me ^_^


Dare you enter?Collapse )

~berry

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*pees in her panties* [Wednesday
February 16th
♥ 11:46pm ♥
]
[ mood | high on Paulie love ]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Lots ot spammy paul loveCollapse )

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[Wednesday
February 16th
♥ 6:10pm ♥
]
1 hour 50 mins and counting.......
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[Wednesday
February 16th
♥ 5:10pm ♥
]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

2 hours 50 mins and counting........

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[Wednesday
February 16th
♥ 4:40pm ♥
]
[ mood | numb ]

3 hours 20 mins

*gets the girly wannabe teenybopper screams ready*


*faints* *squees* *dances* *flops to the floor*

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[Wednesday
February 16th
♥ 2:00pm ♥
]
[ mood | lazy ]

saw this on a few ppls journals and thort it was cute....

Step inside the wonderful world of berry....Collapse )

6 hours and counting......

Lube the Dildo

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