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[Tuesday June 27th ♥ 1:38pm ♥ ] [ mood | crazy ] [ music | HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ] HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILIE PILLY!!! Hope you have a very loverly day my dear. *snugglehumps* berry 1 Stuck it in Lube the Dildo

[Sunday June 11th ♥ 3:09pm ♥ ] [ mood | mellow ] [ music | Zachariah & The Lobos Riders - We're Comin' To Kill Ya ] ok so ive kinda been in hermit mode for quite awhile now. thort id pop my head up and post this. stolededed fair and square from lilie_the_mouse coz it's just too funny :D IF A MOVIE WAS MADE OF YOUR LIFE,WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: Open your music player (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc). Put it on shuffle. Press play. For every question type the song that's on. When you go to a new question press the next button. Ready? GO! The Soundtrack Opening Credits: Savage Garden - Break Me Shake Me Waking Up: Julia Hatfield - Witches Song Falling in Love: Alanis Morrisette - Head Over Feet Fight scene: Alisha's Attic - Indestructable Breaking up: Extreme - More Than Words Getting back together: The Pretenders - I'll Stand By You Making Love: Boston - More Than A Feeling Life's okay: Peter Cetera - The Glory Of Love Mental breakdown: Jesse Spencer - Sheets Of Egyptian Cotton Driving: Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam Flashback: The Murmurs - You Suck Partying: Garbage - Cherry Lips Happy dance: The Knack - My Sharona Regretting: Roxette - It Must Have Been Love Long night alone: Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River Death scene: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Scar Tissue Ending credits: Billy Idol - Don't You (forget about me) bwahahahaha :D anyways back to my hidey hole i go. p.s. : dont knock my lame moosic :P ~berry Lube the Dildo

[Friday March 10th ♥ 12:00am ♥ ] [ mood | dorky ] HAPPY FREE STUFF DAY GEORGIE!!!!! Hope you have a goodly day filled with lots of free stuffs and prony goodness hon Lub Always The one and only berry 4 Stuck it in Lube the Dildo

[Wednesday January 4th ♥ 1:17am ♥ ] [ mood | numb ] [ music | David Bowie - The Man Who Sold The World ] ok so i know its been like forever since ive updated.. but i really havent had much to post about other than the usual boring crap. have been in kinda a slump as of late that i cant seem to shake no matter what i do. that and having the flu for what feels like forever has had me in one hell of a weird mood. so this is just a quick post to let everyone know im still alive. hope everyone had a safe and fun xmas and new years and all the best in 2006. may all your resolutions/dreams be fulfilled this year. ps.. at 1:30am ud think the temp would drop right? wrong.... it feels like its 10000 c atm *melts into a puddle* 2 Stuck it in Lube the Dildo

[Wednesday December 14th ♥ 12:04am ♥ ] [ mood | hot ] [ music | Me singing happy birfday to the old one ] HAPPY BIRFDAY BRUMMYKINS!!! Hope you have a good one hon *pouncetackleugs ya* oops....... forgot yer old now....... i might break a bone :P berry p.s. *snickers at your gift* 3 Stuck it in Lube the Dildo

[Monday October 31st ♥ 1:09pm ♥ ] this was just too funny not to post... stolen from practically all of my f-list... berrynia's Halloween party: _megalomania_ dressed as Al Pacino. abremaline dressed as a Bybee, Brueckner & Oliveira Electronics, Inc. employee. alisso dressed as the main character of "Finding Nemo", and it suited them all too well. ally_gardner dressed as the Governor of Connecticut. blood_wrangler dressed as Tiffani-AmberThiessen. carylic dressed as Christina Ricci. girlsigh dressed as a 1970's disco child. hardcoresugah dressed as a rat. himbanddarling dressed as a innocent ghost. irreticent dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Centaur of Heartwell. islandwalk dressed as a brain. iulia_linnea dressed as John F. Kennedy. jareth_gk dressed as the King of Mauritius, though it looked more like a 1980's yuppie child. jaybird84 dressed as Lt. Cmdr. Data from "Star Trek". jc_5 dressed as Martha Stewart. lilie_the_mouse dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley. lolipop_gestapo dressed as a cigarette, though it looked more like a Level 4 paladin. madplayaboi dressed as a part-time trade show booth bunny. marcosis dressed as a vortex. meliken dressed as Judge Judy Sheindlin's brother, and it suited them all too well. naamah_darling dressed as the Surface Power Ranger. nutbarramblings dressed as a Yoch, Ledenmark & Nestor AssociatedCo. employee. percy_weatherby dressed as Optimus Prime. queenwoofles dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Cheeseball Girdlelips". rubyfirefly dressed as a obedient surprise. sari_canary dressed as your mother-in-law, though it looked more like a ghost. sodo dressed as someone called "Marlene Yates", but you've never heard of them before. spawn_of_satan didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy. spoofalicious dressed as the Pink Power Ranger. themostepotente dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Lucky Mercenary. unfrufru dressed as Dwight Eisenhower, and it suited them disturbingly well. wittle_puppy dressed as a safety for the Colts. woofleswords dressed as a squirrel. Throw your own party at the Hallomeme! Created with phpNonsense queenwoofles dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Cheeseball Girdlelips". *dies* 9 Stuck it in Lube the Dildo

[Sunday August 14th ♥ 12:25am ♥ ] [ mood | frickin' freezing ] [ music | Kyu Sakamoto - Sukiyaki ] Someone wake up already and get their butts on msn....... I am sooooo bored I have officially ran out of things to do..... even staring at my downloads just isnt fun anymore... *twiddles thumbs* To show u exactly how bored i have been lately, i bring u the latest part in 'Smutifying childrens cartoon characters' ( Click here to send The All-nutty One to the mental hospital ) That's all folks Lub the All mighty frozen one berry (p.s. if it gets any colder i swear i am going to scream. How the hell does a place that has the friggin tropic of capricorn running smack bang thru the middle of it get temps of 3 damn degrees!?!?!?!?... kill me now) 2 Stuck it in Lube the Dildo

[Monday June 27th ♥ 5:17pm ♥ ] HAPPY BURPDAY MY LI'L LILIE PILLY!!! Hope you have a spanky day filled with pr0ny goodness berry 4 Stuck it in Lube the Dildo

[Tuesday May 31st ♥ 8:07pm ♥ ] [ mood | crampy ] [ music | Lawrence Welk - The Chicken Dance ] Yoinked from quite a few people... ( I need a life.... ) and just to show you how bored i can get i present you with ( norty norty me ) /end babble 1 Stuck it in Lube the Dildo

[Saturday May 28th ♥ 2:33am ♥ ] [ mood | brrrrrrrr ] [ music | The sounds of Heroes of Might & Magic 2 ] yoinked fair and square from abremaline ( Bring on the dagginess ) 3 Stuck it in Lube the Dildo

[Wednesday May 4th ♥ 3:27pm ♥ ] [ mood | sick ] [ music | Doug Anthony All Stars - Surfin' down the ganges ] ok just a quick post to let anyone who cares know that i am in fact still alive... despite the rumors :P nothing really worth mentioning has happened and im pretty sure you dont want me to dribble on about having the flu or being bored outta my mind. so thats it. enjoy 12 Stuck it in Lube the Dildo

[Monday March 28th ♥ 7:31pm ♥ ] [ mood | bouncy ] [ music | Paul Mcdermott - Happiness ] ok i bring more suckful holiday crap.... as u can see they arnt very good, but i couldnt be bothered fixing :) [Edit] ya lets just forget the whole reason i was making this post..... *slaps head* HAPPY CRAM-YOUR-FACE-WITH-CHOCCY DAY!!! even if it's a little late...... *whistles* 4 Stuck it in Lube the Dildo

[Friday March 25th ♥ 12:50am ♥ ] [ mood | giggly ] [ music | Jack Off Jill - Angel's Fuck, Devil's Kiss ] ok this was just tooo funny not to make an lj post about... So the boy came home from work and what not.......and I asked him to go to the office to get my smokes for me while I was making dinner. Anyways scattered on my desk is a the usual GNW and Paulie stuffs. Nothing out of the ordinary that he hadn't seen a million times before. Except on this certain day there was also a big bottle of lubricant. He came back into the kitchen with this weird look on his face and I started pissing myself laughing. I said 'you saw the lube right?' and all he could do was nod. He didnt know that the lube was actually for the abtronic (an excercise thing) coz the previous day i had ran out of the stuff it came with and you need a water based substance to help it conduct properly. There he was thinking that I'd been sitting on the poota wanking to Paul! Afer composing myself a little I told him what it was actually for and he just shook his head and walked away. Now everytime I look at the bottle of lube I can't help but laugh. Who woulda thort a simple bottle of lube could be soooo amusing..... LUBRICANT... fun for the whole family!! :D ~the very amused berry 6 Stuck it in Lube the Dildo

[Friday March 18th ♥ 1:06am ♥ ] [ mood | drained ] [ music | Doug Anthony All Stars - Japanese Eyebrow Dance ] ok i know im a bit late with these since its after 12....... but its still gotta be st patrick's day somewhere.... right? this one didnt come out how i wanted coz animation shop decided to be a right little twat ^_^ *stabs it repeatedly with the sharpened stick of ouchiness* see what happens when noone entertains me? you ppl will learn one day... :P 15 Stuck it in Lube the Dildo

[Monday March 14th ♥ 12:29am ♥ ] [ mood | naughty ] [ music | Beetlejuice - Shake, Shake Senora ] memes memes galore.. i promise i'll do a proper post one of these days.... just feel so unmotivated lately..... oh plus im boring and nothing exciting ever happens to me ^_^ ( Dare you enter? ) ~berry 11 Stuck it in Lube the Dildo

*pees in her panties* [Wednesday February 16th ♥ 11:46pm ♥ ] [ mood | high on Paulie love ] [ music | GUD - Your jeans are too tight ] OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ( Lots ot spammy paul love ) 3 Stuck it in Lube the Dildo

[Wednesday February 16th ♥ 6:10pm ♥ ] 1 hour 50 mins and counting....... 1 Stuck it in Lube the Dildo

[Wednesday February 16th ♥ 5:10pm ♥ ] [ mood | ecstatic ] [ music | squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ] 2 hours 50 mins and counting........ 1 Stuck it in Lube the Dildo

[Wednesday February 16th ♥ 4:40pm ♥ ] [ mood | numb ] [ music | GUD - Ivan Milat ] 3 hours 20 mins *gets the girly wannabe teenybopper screams ready* *faints* *squees* *dances* *flops to the floor* Lube the Dildo

[Wednesday February 16th ♥ 2:00pm ♥ ] [ mood | lazy ] [ music | my stomach doing backflips as the time grows near.... ] saw this on a few ppls journals and thort it was cute.... ( Step inside the wonderful world of berry.... ) 6 hours and counting...... Lube the Dildo

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